Ainslie update!

Now I know you were all wondering what in the hell Ainslie is up to right this minute I would be if i wasn't already hiding in the corner of her office documenting her every move. I wont keep you waiting anymore on with the update!

• Had dream about Mandy having a baby in some graphic detail
• Woke up at 7:45 am
• Her breakfast was two pieces of light rye toast. One had smooth peanut butter, the other had organic Raspberry, Rhubarb and Vanilla Jam. And two cups of coffee made with Gloria Jeans Vanilla roast, half a teaspoon of sugar and a "dollop" of light milk
• Feels guilty for making her fic character drive fuel ineffecient car, changes car out of guilt, but keeps whale skin hubcap and baby seal headlights  and baby cow seat covers, also decides  to add koala bear fur steering wheel cover. Is unsure about kangaroo pouch glove box or seat pockets due to their squishy softness and Peter may not be able to keep his penis out of said squishy softness
• Updated ch. 3 of her twi fic Dark temptations
• Got called in for a stupid meeting and offered stupid position by major douchewad
• Lunch with lawyer aka guy she talks about porn with
• Handed me a mandarin and pirates of the carribean blankie when i tell her i am cold and hungry (awwww she is so nice even to her stalker no wonder i worship the ground she walks on)
• Becomes royally pissed at douchewad
• Is wearing fake diamond ring, but she did bid on a real diamond ring at bidz.com
• Discovers Alice really is Fuckin' crazy!!