Just So You Know!!!

Ainslie reads about random twitters while on the toliet!

She also fantasizes about Slash... Such as Jasper getting railed by Emmett ;-)

She also drinks beer very quickly so be careful when ordering pitchers!

She LOVES maggots... thinks that they're the cutest little creatures around!

She also wants to have sexual relations with 'Jacklyn' (Jackson as a female).

She is obsessed with all things Slave and Master related such as Jasper making Emmett his slave.

If the above information was not enough to let you know that Ainslie loves the gays... She intends to buy the book Jack My Lantern: Gay Erotica in order to help her write her newest fic!

(http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/25095)

Ainslie update For September 24, 2010

STALKER UPDATE!!

• She Woke up aroudn 8am.
• Had light herb & garlic cream cheese on light toasted rye.
• Enjoyed herself some facebook stalking while drinking a vanilla blend coffee. 
• She is a Wearing a red shit, and socks with cameras on them (and jeans int he middle). 
• Plan to update one of my phd chapters then 
• Read some fic, then start being productive. 
• Sat outside this morning for a bit,
• Finished updating Chapter 2 of thesis, added a section called Other.
• she was tanning, but then they started mowing the lawn under her balcony so she went inside
• trying to plan bachelorette party with friend stress is making her eye twitch. Also less than excited about the idea of having to wear a kilt or grass skirt to a bar for party. I think they should just all wear sparkly tutu's!

Random odd Fact about Ainslie

When Ainslie is poopin' she likes to make random animal noises. Her preference  today was farm animals.

Here's a little something in honor of that random fact

Aaaaaaaand this too

Not just a pretty face...

She is smart an a published author too!!

Look it's her book!!! SQUEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

An essential to any and all 

Ainslie obsessed stalker or stalkerette

Publish Post

Ainslie update!

Now I know you were all wondering what in the hell Ainslie is up to right this minute I would be if i wasn't already hiding in the corner of her office documenting her every move. I wont keep you waiting anymore on with the update!

• Had dream about Mandy having a baby in some graphic detail
• Woke up at 7:45 am
• Her breakfast was two pieces of light rye toast. One had smooth peanut butter, the other had organic Raspberry, Rhubarb and Vanilla Jam. And two cups of coffee made with Gloria Jeans Vanilla roast, half a teaspoon of sugar and a "dollop" of light milk
• Feels guilty for making her fic character drive fuel ineffecient car, changes car out of guilt, but keeps whale skin hubcap and baby seal headlights  and baby cow seat covers, also decides  to add koala bear fur steering wheel cover. Is unsure about kangaroo pouch glove box or seat pockets due to their squishy softness and Peter may not be able to keep his penis out of said squishy softness
• Updated ch. 3 of her twi fic Dark temptations
• Got called in for a stupid meeting and offered stupid position by major douchewad
• Lunch with lawyer aka guy she talks about porn with
• Handed me a mandarin and pirates of the carribean blankie when i tell her i am cold and hungry (awwww she is so nice even to her stalker no wonder i worship the ground she walks on)
• Becomes royally pissed at douchewad
• Is wearing fake diamond ring, but she did bid on a real diamond ring at bidz.com
• Discovers Alice really is Fuckin' crazy!!

Welcome!!

Welcome to Cyber Stalking is Fun, by Alice Sweetcheeks. Here is where i document my obsession dedication and over the top crazy love for Ains "Minna Koda" She is my life and i shall stalk her till I die and prob a little bit after that too (get ready for some hauntings from me Ains once i am dead, lol i am just too funny)!!