But then again if you saw how purdy her butt looked today thanks to her "flare buttlifter" darkwash skinny jeans... you might be thinking sex anyways.
Especially after you see her black bra... yes the same "black" rule applies to panties and bras... then again her thong and bra together could make you think "BUMBLE BEE" then you could possibly go off on a tangent about transformers and think of Shia Labeouf and Megan Fox (that dirty dirty slut) which could invariably lead you to think that Ainslie is a dirty dirty slut with her red and black and gray argyle socks... Just saying.
Of course because of her wonderful boobs you'd bypass the fact that she's wearing a dark green cami with a khaki button up... and a pretty turtle shell headband, dried flower necklace (thats from London- lucky bitch travels well), or two toned timex ironman watch.
She also condones slacking in school and striving for B's instead of A's.
Also, she's a big fan of the old decrepit mayor of Mississauga, which has been deemed soul-less, devoid of life and perhaps the worst example of urban sprawl the world has ever seen.
She has recently been talking about French Orals (take that as you wish... i chortled a little when i read it)
The IT nerds at work had enough of her teasing cleavage and forced her to delete all her Rob Porn from her work computer (let's all take a minute to mourn the loss of that wonderful chin, face, body, everything)
Also recently she has decided to switch banks because she is unable to use her charms in order to get canadian money shipped to her (subsequently, she now hates the australian post)
She loves the flaming lips... the band... not the horrible side effect of a certain STD.
And to close out this long awkward rant- she found a whole playlist today that had music she didnt know she owned... including none other than Joe Crocker.
P.S.- she still thinks Jasper would be the catcher...
P.P.S.- Emmett would def always be the pitcher.
